The Downtown Crackdown Armory!

There have been many weapons used in the Dowtown Crackdown series. Let's take a look at this explosive arsenal, starting with the weaponry form the first movie, in the Downtown Crackdown Armory!

Weapon: Shotgun

Marksman: "Shotgun"

Victims: Drug Kingpin, Masked Luchador

          With his trusty double barrel 12 gauge by his side, "Shotgun" lived up to his persona everytime he pump-actioned the heck out of all his adversaries. The shotgun itself took down the beheaded Drug Kingpin during the big drug bust of Downtown Crackdown, and managed to knock silly the Masked Man (known as the Masked Luchador). Unfortunately, "Shotgun" was never able to discharge his beloved firearm again after the Masked Luchador snuck up and broke the neck "Shotgun" whilst pointing his weapon at the fallen Drug Kingpin

Weapon: Pistol
Marksman: "Pistol"
Victims: Drug Kingpin, Masked Luchador







         The Artillery Luger was a favorite of "Pistol" ever since he first places his hands on the cold steel of the gun's grip. Since then, the weapon lent its name to its owner, and "Pistol" has trusted its abilities as much as his partner, "Shotgun". While it was used to put the final touch on the Drug Kingpin, the pistol's blast was only strong enough to bring the Masked Luchador to the floor. In a lapse moment for "Pistol" however, the Masked Luchador took the life of "Shotgun", and "Pistol" didn't even have time to react with one more shot toward that Masked Demon.

 

Weapon: Trophy
Brandisher: Masked Luchador
Intended Victims: "Pistol", possibly "Shotgun"







          No, the Masked Luchador was not accepting the award for "Most Likely To Kill Somebody" at IATL's Annual Law Awards. Instead, the Masked Man had been called upon by his boss, The Drug Kingpin, to come dispose of the counter-terrorist threat of "Pistol" and "Shotgun". With the main noun in his vocabulary being, "pain," the Masked Assassin grabbed the nearest object in his attempt to destroy everyone in his path. A few quick rounds from both "Pistol" and "Shotgun" led to an abrupt end of this ceremony.



Weapon: Dark Emperor's Sword
Swordsmen: Drug Kingpin, "Pistol"



 



Intended Victims: "Pistol", possibly "Shotgun"
Actual Victim: Drug Kingpin




          As the champions of justice "Pistol" and "Shotgun" watched as the Masked Luchador went seemingly down for the count, the Drug Kingpin pulled out his trusty back-up weapon: a giant sword! Hidden between the cushions of the wrap-around couch, the giant sword was nearly as tall as those that held its mighty hilt! While the Drug Kingpin wanted to perform his best King Arthur impression, his attempt to seriously deep cut "Pistol" was thwarted when "Pistol" dodged the sword's swipe and shot a bullet right at the Kingpin's grip. The force caused the sword to fly into the air, right into "Pistol's" hands, who heroically sliced the head off the evil Kingpin for good, proving at least he was not immortal. Maybe shooting his decapitated-but-still-running-around-like-a-chicken-with-his-head-cut-off body was a bit much, though.




Check back next time for the Mask of Death Armory!